Tuesday, March 6, 2012

What would you do if you woke up and found everybody on earth was gone?

Me, first I'd freak out, then I'd have breakfast at subway..and then wendy's. After that I'd have fun driving everybody's cars and crashing them into trees and other cars..Before getting tired and lazying at somebody's mansion(by their poolside specifically) and maybe taking a nap inside aswell. After that I'd masturbate while laying on a road, then i'd steal candy from a gas station and overdose on sugar %26amp; soda before riding on someone's horse or stealing someone's cute puupy to keep me company for the night..



The next day I'd cry for my mummy and wonder what the hell happened to everybody...



What about you guys?What would you do if you woke up and found everybody on earth was gone?
i'd be very upset. then i'd make sure that i was alone. send up radio transmissions and all that so that if there is anyone left i might have a chance of meeting them at least. break into nasa and check out the space station to make sure there is no one up there floating around wondering where everyone has gone. you did say on earth, they are in space. help them get back if they are, don't know how to use all that stuff but it can't be all that hard. seems to me most stuff just looks like a video game with more buttons.

then i would go about finding myself one of those houses set up like a castle, i know they are around. collect up all the solar panels and all that so i have power. figure out how to run a waste management plant without people. wonder if they have robots somewhere that i could use for that. i know they are working on the android someplace.

get a parrot so i have someone to talk to, might get a crow instead as they are smarter and can talk if you clip their tongue.

might be alright if there was some people in the space station and was able to get them down alive. then i wouldn't be the only human though i would probably prefer to live out my life in my castle talking to my crow, growing tomatoes and such, and generally being myself. probably a bit lonely but i'd be alright in the end. my imagination will get me through.
What would you do if you woke up and found everybody on earth was gone?



~~~ Nonsense!

From exactly where would you be seeing all this, if "everybody on earth was gone"?!?

So would YOU be gone!

THINK!!What would you do if you woke up and found everybody on earth was gone?
I think I`d go to a restaurant and eat and get really piste IMHO.

Then I would write pists of ways to survive if I could, with grief about my family and friends f***ing me totally.

I tink I`d think I was dead maybe.

I`d go and wing on the park-swings (I just would, no logic, it`s what I would do).

Then...I`d look for the unstoppable bl**dy trolls and their allies :D and I`d - - - - - - - - - -(plz fill in the blanks).

I think I`d carry a weapon.

Hard to trust `no-one`.
I'd hit the library, the grocery store, and a few other places. I would learn how to provide the power I'd need after the power grid's automated system failed. I would also likely attempt to learn to create life, maybe even clone myself.
It would take some time to confirm that everybody on earth was gone - I could easily tell that no was was left in my immediate vicinity, but checking other parts of the country, then other nations, would take some time. There wouldn't be any television or radio coverage - and that would probably be an important clue. There would be no internet responses - and that would be another clue.

I guess my first few days would be spent trying to confirm that what I feared had not actually happened - and then trying to figure out how to exist in a world by myself.
Gasp and think to myself,"Now I'm REALLY lonely".

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